“Die Hard Abridged” Held Back Comic
And this is how it all ended.
“Fitness Guide” Held Back Comic
Since it’s Valentine’s Day I wanted to remind you all how nobody will ever love you unless you are fit. Hopefully this guide is some help.
“Father’s Day” Held Back Comic
I know it’s not Father’s Day, but it’s always important to pay respect to yours. How will you honor your father today? I will honor mine by sending him a sweet message on Myspace.
“Windowless Van” Held Back Comic
If Pedophile Paul actually followed the real Held Back chronicles he would know Megan’s mom is named Valerie, not Martha. She changed it to avoid the Vietnam Draft.
“Your Future” Held Back Comic
Kirby immediately went home and died of autoerotic asphyxiation. He died with a lot more dignity than his father ever will.
“Sign From God” Held Back Comic
I know what you’re thinking – why does God’s pee have so many angles? I’m not sure.
“Kickstarter” Held Back Comic
Faculty Member Harden wasn’t voted blackest and most sarcastic for nothing.
“Falling” Held Back Comic
If you’re wondering what the fight was over, Principal Paxton said “Whoever smelt it dealt it” and Brian said “Whoever denied it supplied it.”
“Otis Redding” Held Back Comic
Ruining Otis Redding’s song is far from the worst thing anyone has ever done to an innocent black man. Just sayin’.
“Stairs” Held Back Comic
Look on the bright side Megan, I’m sure Doctor Blackmon golfs with an abortionist.
