Happy Halloween to all Held Back Comic readers! And an Okay Halloween to those of you who are unable to read, but like the pretty colors.
Luckily for Tomas, Principal Paxton had his license taken away for being “too ugly to drive” and he’s been riding his bike to work.
There’s no kind of love truer than the one that causes self-inflicted death.
The NBA regular season begins tonight and luckily for the number one pick of the Philadelphia 76ers, Joel Embiid, he gets to miss the first half. If only the rest of the world could be so lucky.
You can only blame yourself so often until you realize it’s everyone else.
Hopefully the plane they are on is traveling directly into the ocean.
My school didn’t even have a fight song. We’d just wave white flags whenever we were challenged. Thank God we weren’t the high school in Red Dawn.
Officer Benign can be convinced into believing anything; like being a beat cop is a respectable position.
The Hughes Twins also have sex together. Guess which one is the bottom.
The funniest thing I ever remember happening at the office was a woman crapping all over the bathroom every day for a week. Based on that alone I find it ridiculous how the media makes us think women can’t be funny.