Principal Paxton is spending his New Year’s Eve entertaining rich people. What are you doing? I bet you’re lonely. I bet nobody wants to spend the new year with you. You suck.
Here’s wishing you great fortune in the New Year and less fisting in public.
Here’s wishing you good health in the New Year and very wet hot dogs!
What’s more wrong: eating the accidentally cooked dog or just dumping the accidentally cooked dog into the trash?
According to the recent scan-tron test Emily took, she’s a psychopath.
Principal Paxton is what the Spanish would call an “retardo assholeo pricko madrefucker.”
Merry Christmas everyone! Except of course for the other large percentage of the world where today is just a Thursday.
It’s Christmas Eve. Make sure you close your eyes soon because Giant Santa is going to come all over you.
The holidays can be a very lonely time for people. So if you see someone drinking alone, avoid them! They’re probably suicidal and will drag you down with them.
I just met you and I’m a little lazy so you do all of the work and call me, but I don’t really care.