Hand-AIDS is the second worst kind of AIDS. The worst is foot-AIDS. How can you find a cure with foot-AIDS when you are unable to walk in a charity event?
Life is tough for the Whitens. They only have one couch and their TV isn’t even flat.
The Shining is probably my favorite movie I have never watched all the way through in one sitting. You, on the other hand, are my least favorite person I cannot possibly sit through an entire conversation with.
Finally, Megan’s break from slutting around and studying again has had a positive effect on her life. Too bad she still has chlamydia.
When I grow up, I want enough money to pay the bills.
Nobody has ever asked me if I’ve been working out. At best, people ask me if I’m sick.
By the way this is going, Rhonda won’t be very impressed with Principal Paxton’s bleached asshole.
You know you’re dressed inappropriately when your dad can see your pedals.
I never liked playing Truth or Dare because I was never dared to kiss anyone cute and always forced to speak very self-deprecating truths.
If I were a god I’d get so many chicks and hurt even more people.