And this is how it all ended.
Since it’s Valentine’s Day I wanted to remind you all how nobody will ever love you unless you are fit. Hopefully this guide is some help.
I know it’s not Father’s Day, but it’s always important to pay respect to yours. How will you honor your father today? I will honor mine by sending him a sweet message on Myspace.
If Pedophile Paul actually followed the real Held Back chronicles he would know Megan’s mom is named Valerie, not Martha. She changed it to avoid the Vietnam Draft.
Kirby immediately went home and died of autoerotic asphyxiation. He died with a lot more dignity than his father ever will.
I know what you’re thinking – why does God’s pee have so many angles? I’m not sure.
Faculty Member Harden wasn’t voted blackest and most sarcastic for nothing.
If you’re wondering what the fight was over, Principal Paxton said “Whoever smelt it dealt it” and Brian said “Whoever denied it supplied it.”
Ruining Otis Redding’s song is far from the worst thing anyone has ever done to an innocent black man. Just sayin’.
Look on the bright side Megan, I’m sure Doctor Blackmon golfs with an abortionist.