Christmas is only days away and I haven’t watched Home Alone. Considering my social life, I’m pretty much living it.
Never judge a book by its cover; unless you don’t like the author, artwork, or its fat.
Officer Benign can be convinced into believing anything; like being a beat cop is a respectable position.
After finding out that Rhonda left him for Baby Apollo, Principal Paxton realized how small his penis really is.
I babysat once. For some reason the Lindbergh Family didn’t feel I earned the previously agreed upon payment just because I “lost” their baby.