Finally, Megan’s break from slutting around and studying again has had a positive effect on her life. Too bad she still has chlamydia.
“We could all use a little change.” – the fat guy from Smashmouth
I just hope Principal Paxton’s prepaid phone has enough to minutes to call all of the parents with some lie about them all running away.
Here’s wishing you great fortune in the New Year and less fisting in public.
Never judge a book by its cover; unless you don’t like the author, artwork, or its fat.
Moments later, Hobo Clyde pooped in the handbag in preparation to wear it as a hat.
I babysat once. For some reason the Lindbergh Family didn’t feel I earned the previously agreed upon payment just because I “lost” their baby.