The best thing about going to a wedding with a dead girl is there’s no chance she’ll catch the bouquet. Women go crazy when they catch that piece of shit.
The Shining is probably my favorite movie I have never watched all the way through in one sitting. You, on the other hand, are my least favorite person I cannot possibly sit through an entire conversation with.
At least Cornwallis didn’t use the adjective filthy to describe Wally’s whore granddaughter.
The holidays can be a very lonely time for people. So if you see someone drinking alone, avoid them! They’re probably suicidal and will drag you down with them.
Christmas is only days away and I haven’t watched Home Alone. Considering my social life, I’m pretty much living it.
Even though they only let men inside, it’s not a gay bar. The music is much better at this establishment.
It sickens me how the media never represents the average 50 foot tall woman these days.
The day before Thanksgiving is the busiest of the year for bars. Odds are, at least one person is having sex with a stranger below another stranger.
However the average woman who dates Wally or Cornwallis is 13.
I wish my high school assemblies were this honest. Maybe I would have tried less and been in the exact same place in life.