I never liked playing Truth or Dare because I was never dared to kiss anyone cute and always forced to speak very self-deprecating truths.
I lied with a woman once. I told her it wasn’t contagious.
Here’s wishing you great fortune in the New Year and less fisting in public.
According to the recent scan-tron test Emily took, she’s a psychopath.
I just met you and I’m a little lazy so you do all of the work and call me, but I don’t really care.
Like the real president, nothing was accomplished and the bees eventually took over.
Happy Thanksgiving! The only thing I’m thankful for is being exceptionally skilled at avoiding everyone I know from ever meeting each other. Even my mom and dad aren’t sure what the other looks like.
Literally everything I know about The Brady Bunch in that last panel.
I think Emily meant she wanted to fuck.