I know it’s not Father’s Day, but it’s always important to pay respect to yours. How will you honor your father today? I will honor mine by sending him a sweet message on Myspace.
If Pedophile Paul actually followed the real Held Back chronicles he would know Megan’s mom is named Valerie, not Martha. She changed it to avoid the Vietnam Draft.
Look on the bright side Megan, I’m sure Doctor Blackmon golfs with an abortionist.
It’s like Goldilocks and the Three Bears only more hurtful than getting mauled to death by a bear.
Life is tough for the Whitens. They only have one couch and their TV isn’t even flat.
Finally, Megan’s break from slutting around and studying again has had a positive effect on her life. Too bad she still has chlamydia.
I never liked playing Truth or Dare because I was never dared to kiss anyone cute and always forced to speak very self-deprecating truths.
I will never understand why The Great Gatsby is considered a good book. I would rather read a positive test for AIDS than that awful book again.
Christmas is only days away and I haven’t watched Home Alone. Considering my social life, I’m pretty much living it.
Like the real president, nothing was accomplished and the bees eventually took over.