The first time I had my Scoliosis checked I was wearing a Godzilla shirt. The last time I had it checked was also the first time. What makes a gym teacher qualified to judge my future back problems?
It’s important you get a good physical education or else you’ll die early and won’t need it. Huh. A bit paradoxical.
You should never go to a gym teacher for advice–unless it’s a female and you want to know how to lengthen your leg hairs.