If Pedophile Paul actually followed the real Held Back chronicles he would know Megan’s mom is named Valerie, not Martha. She changed it to avoid the Vietnam Draft.
Ruining Otis Redding’s song is far from the worst thing anyone has ever done to an innocent black man. Just sayin’.
Pedophile Paul had a Korean son? This is news to me yet explains a lot.
Christmas is approaching fast. Make sure you let Santa know what you want. Hopefully it’s for him to slide down your chimney.
Officer Benign can be convinced into believing anything; like being a beat cop is a respectable position.