And this is how it all ended.
I know what you’re thinking – why does God’s pee have so many angles? I’m not sure.
Faculty Member Harden wasn’t voted blackest and most sarcastic for nothing.
If you’re wondering what the fight was over, Principal Paxton said “Whoever smelt it dealt it” and Brian said “Whoever denied it supplied it.”
When I grow up, I want enough money to pay the bills.
Nobody has ever asked me if I’ve been working out. At best, people ask me if I’m sick.
By the way this is going, Rhonda won’t be very impressed with Principal Paxton’s bleached asshole.
I never liked playing Truth or Dare because I was never dared to kiss anyone cute and always forced to speak very self-deprecating truths.
“We could all use a little change.” – the fat guy from Smashmouth
This is how serial killers are made.