It’s like Goldilocks and the Three Bears only more hurtful than getting mauled to death by a bear.
The first time I had my Scoliosis checked I was wearing a Godzilla shirt. The last time I had it checked was also the first time. What makes a gym teacher qualified to judge my future back problems?
Hand-AIDS is the second worst kind of AIDS. The worst is foot-AIDS. How can you find a cure with foot-AIDS when you are unable to walk in a charity event?
I just hope Principal Paxton’s prepaid phone has enough to minutes to call all of the parents with some lie about them all running away.
Don’t worry Tomas. I’m pretty sure he hates at least two entire continents on the planet.
It’s Christmas Eve. Make sure you close your eyes soon because Giant Santa is going to come all over you.
And if you don’t find them there, search your stool for the next week. They may have been digested.
Tomas learned a very valuable lesson here: prepare to die alone.
Because Tomas did Principal Paxton’s bidding, he will not let the public know about his Whooping Cough OR involvement with ISIS. Tomas’s involvement with ISIS is of course masturbating to beheading videos.
Luckily for Tomas, Principal Paxton had his license taken away for being “too ugly to drive” and he’s been riding his bike to work.