“Grave Decisions” Held Back Comic

138 - Grave Decisions

The best thing about going to a wedding with a dead girl is there’s no chance she’ll catch the bouquet. Women go crazy when they catch that piece of shit.

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“The Shining Abridged” Held Back Comic

134 - The Shining Abridged

The Shining is probably my favorite movie I have never watched all the way through in one sitting. You, on the other hand, are my least favorite person I cannot possibly sit through an entire conversation with.