Finally, Megan’s break from slutting around and studying again has had a positive effect on her life. Too bad she still has chlamydia.
You should never go to a gym teacher for advice–unless it’s a female and you want to know how to lengthen your leg hairs.
Luckily for Tomas, Principal Paxton had his license taken away for being “too ugly to drive” and he’s been riding his bike to work.
Make sure you wash your hands and keep your semen to yourself. Ebola is more dangerous than panicky people with guns.
Such a smarmy character that Faculty Member Harden! This is what happens when black people listen to the rap musics.
Principals have feelings too even if their insides are made up of pumpkin and used condoms.
Kids have been back to school for a few days now. It’s only a matter of time before they make the right decision and drop out.